Wednesday 21 December 2011

Christmas Cracker Jokes

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis.

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Chris Kringle.

How do monkeys make toast?
Stick some bread under the gorilla.

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