Friday, 20 August 2010

Nativity Plays

At a nativity play, all was going well until the angel appeared and told the little girl playing Mary that she was going to have a baby.
“But how can this be,” said Mary, “since I am a Viking?”

Tuesday, 17 August 2010

Christmas Observations

A Sunday school teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with
them to Jerusalem, "They couldn't get a baby-sitter," a small child replied.

When a pastor asked the class, "Why was Jesus born in Bethlehem?" a boy
raised his hand and replied, "Because his mother was there."

Politically Correct Holiday Greetings

Politically Correct Holiday Greetings

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all;"

In addition........

"A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that
America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only
"AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race,
creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
platform, or sexual orientation of the wisher."

(Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to
perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a
period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish
or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher who assumes
no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings
may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)

Wednesday, 11 August 2010

Free Christmas Photos

I have just posted some high res. Christmas photos which may be  of use for either cards, publicity or a web blog. You'll find them here at my other website.

 LINK- Free Christmas Photos
Check back soon as more are to be added.