Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Political correct "holiday"songs

+ I'm dreaming of a Many-Hued Winter Season.
+ Oh, Come All Ye Faithful, Agnostics and Athiests.
+ Frosty the Snowperson of an Indistinguishable Gender.
+ I  Saw My Parent/Step Parent/Guardian/Caretaker Kissing Santa Claus.
+ Rudolf , the Reindeer with the Facial  Appendage of a Different Colour.
+ Little Drummer Person.
+ Supreme  Being of Your Choice Rest Ye Merry Gentlepeople.
+ We wish you a Merry December.

  Mark Steyn










 

Christmas Cracker Jokes

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis.

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Chris Kringle.

How do monkeys make toast?
Stick some bread under the gorilla.

Saturday, 17 December 2011

Tuesday, 6 December 2011

YouTube Christmas Videos

 The Nativity Factor
The Christmas Story
A kid's view of the Christmas Story
Bethlehemian Rhapsody
Lego Christmas

The real christmas story (kinda), on facebook

You should check out this very creative Christmas story  ( by Derek Tang) as it might have appeared on Facebook.
Facebook Christmas  http://whyismarko.com/2011/the-real-christmas-story-kinda-on-facebook/