Political correct "holiday"songs

+ I'm dreaming of a Many-Hued Winter Season.
+ Oh, Come All Ye Faithful, Agnostics and Athiests.
+ Frosty the Snowperson of an Indistinguishable Gender.
+ I  Saw My Parent/Step Parent/Guardian/Caretaker Kissing Santa Claus.
+ Rudolf , the Reindeer with the Facial  Appendage of a Different Colour.
+ Little Drummer Person.
+ Supreme  Being of Your Choice Rest Ye Merry Gentlepeople.
+ We wish you a Merry December.

  Mark Steyn










 

Christmas Cracker Jokes

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis.

What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Chris Kringle.

How do monkeys make toast?
Stick some bread under the gorilla.

YouTube Christmas Videos

 The Nativity Factor
The Christmas Story
A kid's view of the Christmas Story
Bethlehemian Rhapsody
Lego Christmas

The real christmas story (kinda), on facebook

You should check out this very creative Christmas story  ( by Derek Tang) as it might have appeared on Facebook.
Facebook Christmas  http://whyismarko.com/2011/the-real-christmas-story-kinda-on-facebook/

Post by Thrive Church.

Advent Calendar Ideas

Kid's Craft Weekly have once again come up with four great ideas for making Advent calendars.
You can check out their post here - Advent Calendars

100 ways to celebrate Christmas

A free downloadable booklet of 100 ideas to celebrate Christmas is available from The Uniting Church of Australia website.

100 ways to celebrate Christmas booklet.

Also Advent & Christmas Resources

Advent Wreath & Advent Calendar

Advent programs and resources from Barnabas in Churches

Christmas Activities

An interactive series of activities on Christmas for school children.
check it out here - http://www.ngfl-cymru.org.uk/vtc/ngfl/re/b-dag/ngfl-container/re-unit1-en.html

Christmas Quotes

John Ellis of Paris, Maine writes: “A recent choral concert ended with a sing-along. The song sheet instructed the audience to sing ‘Silent night, holy night, all is clam, all is bright’."

Christmas comes but once a year. Which is just as well.
source unknown
 

Seen on a church bulletin board.
“Beat the Christmas rush. Go to church THIS week.